I'm sorry i had to watch Big Brother last night.  I dont think a combination of an all woman house is going to work, for me anyway

I'd forgotten just how hot he was back in the day *drools*

When im feeling blue about being all alone, this song just cheers me right up

I so want to get these boots...

It's official, my boss is leaving *does her happy dance*

So it came down to 2 venues  Great Fosters (see the Tithe Barn) which is absolutely gorgeous.  After visiting it, ive decided i will at some point have a dirty weekend there.  It jsut has to be done

The other was the Great Conservatory at Syon House which is also lovely.  It seems that a decision was made in favour of the Conservatory as it was cheaper (not cheap).

So im in for a lot of stress until she leaves, but the thought that she wont be here next year is keeping me going for now!

“Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog.”

1. I love the smell of vanilla
2. I've dabbled in drugs
3. I want to have a Japanse baby
4. I went to a convent school
5. Im a kinky wench
6. I hate myself alot of the time
7. I love playing FPS

I tag:- Gilraen, Ladee-B, Michael, One Hundred Frogs, Little Monkey, Mira, Phoenix

(i dont care if youve been tagged already  )

Now i have your attention  
No vegetables were harmed in the making of this pic

And because i felt so cheap, ive added a new pic

*sneezes*

God i feel tired

Yo Mama, for those of you that don't know, is a program on MTV where they pitch 'trash-talkers'  against each other.  Mostly consisting of Yo Mama jokes, sometimes they come up with some funny shit

Yesterday didn’t start off to badly.  Was nursing a sore head from the night before. Actually Friday was a good night, I went out for Thai with J & S in this lovely little restaurant.  We then went out for drinkies after but I didn’t drink as much as I usually do, I had liquid belly (you know when it feels like theres 10 litres of water inside your belly).  I got a bit down Friday night because my lady friends are gorgeous and slim and I felt like a blob  Still managed to have a good night though

So yesterday was ok.  Was still thinking about my hugeness and feeling sorry for myself.   I popped over to my dads for a bit, and my brother was there.  He was moaning at me for not going to the gym this week.  I kept telling him to be quiet because I knew I’d been a bad girl for not going…he wasn’t telling me anything I didn’t already know.  But he kept on and on and on and then I just lost it   I went and cried in the loo for half hour, not really because of him, but because he was right (the wanker).  I have zero will power.  Why the fuck is it so hard?!  I really don’t know.

My brother felt really bad afterwards but I  kept telling him it wasn’t because of what he’d said that made me feel like shit, it was me that made me feel like shit.  I think I cried for about 3 hours.  I felt so miserable and crappy all night long.  I grabbed an early night hoping id feel better this morning, which I do a little

Now I’ve got puffy eye syndrome and look half Japanese this morning.  Don’t think there’s enough cucumber in the world to save me

Tonite I’ll start a new blog about losing weight.  I don’t really care if its been done before, or if no-one reads it, but im hoping ill embarrass myself into loosing weight (new tactic).

Well we had an interesting morning at work.  We had two police officers that came in to give a talk to the children.  They arrived at 9.10.  One of the officers asked to go to the loo.  Fast forward to 10.40, and the copper was still in the toilet

Lets hope to god there were no ‘real’ emergencies this morning

Spent most the morning fiddling with things i know nothing about!  Anyway, i've settled for this look for now

My boss has been offered a job in Dubai.  She is seriously considering it and everyone at work is gently nudging her towards it

Should hear this week if she accepts the job *crosses fingers* 

I babysat for my friends 3 kids and her new puppy last night.  Kids were really good and we (my sister had come along for moral support) all sat and watched Superman Returns (not my cuppa really) but it wasnt as bad as i thought it would have been.

At one point she sneaked onto the sofa and stalked my hair, i could see her eyeing it up, but she just sat quietly behind me on the sofa...5 minutes later she was licking my hair.  Strange pooch

This guy is very funny..infact i want to marry him   A video of short sketches about his views on cheating, car accidents, public toilets, the fat man at work and koolaid 

I dont really get the cool aid thing either..

It's really pouring with rain here.  Looks like it could get stormy and i hope it does...love the thunder and lightening.  Rain seems to wash it all away

                                             
 
This is the closet thing ive had to a nice bit of crumpet in a while ...i'd forgotten how good they were

I've been thinking lately that my life has become to safe.  I miss excitement, thrills, spontaneity, the obscure, being silly and well that kinda thing.  I need to introduce something before i go fucking nuts...

I love having extra days off work..ive had such a lazy day   I've caught up with Lost and 24 today, downloaded some music, a few films, reinstalled one of my games, had a quick tidy up and thats about as much productivity as i can take for now

I had my first appointment for microdermabrasion today.  My skins looks pants and i fancied treating myself, so we'll see if it makes any difference!

At the moment my face feels sooooo soft...i cant stop stroking me

I've had the pleasure of my mum's company for a week and today shes gone back home to Portugal. 

Goodbyes really suck, and hello's are always the start of things. 

Say hello more often say i

Thank gawd its Friday! I've woken up in a really good mood for no real reason but i'm going with it

On another note, our new Polish caretaker is making me think impure thoughts about him.  Is it wrong to be salivating this early? 

Was having a right good dream before my alarm woke me up

I move into a new flat.  I'm looking in the garden and theres something under this mound, so I start poking at it with a spade type thing and it turns out to be a yellow and orange snake, I just know its bad so i let is slither away.

Out the front I run with my friends kids, there like 3 sets of railtracks and I have to run over them with C to get somewhere quick (i dont know where), all the trains start coming at the same time and I hold her hand and run, just missing an old fashioned train.  When we cross the tracks there seems to be some kind of race on, this guy in a luminous vest points me to the left and theres like a kids plasticy tunnel, so I go in.  When I get in there its soo hot, feels like im gonna pass out. So I take a few moments to calm down so I don’t pass out.  There are certain objects that were meant to find in there, like a treasure hunt.  When we get out the tunnel we get to sit in a mini train that takes me back home.

I go to the bathroom.  Its decorated unusually.  One wall is yellow that blends into orange, one is purple with what looks like chair shapes in yellow at the bottom, one wall is light green then fades into dark.  Theres a fluttery noise at the top of the window, something red but the size of a dragonfly.  It freaked me out.  I panic a bit until someone tells me it’s a fairy.  It’s the cutest ickle fairy thing, looks like its made out of playdo.

My friends kids are there and we’re all excited.  I put the fairy away coz shes tired.  I decide to repaint my walls.  Chloe tells me she can do it now and when I walk back in there the colour scheme has changed, not really my cuppa tea, and H notices and tells me he can change it back with a stick, so he does.  It's not quite the same but i like it.

Morning all