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by EnamelSlide @ 18/05/07 - 15:10:22

Well we had an interesting morning at work.  We had two police officers that came in to give a talk to the children.  They arrived at 9.10.  One of the officers asked to go to the loo.  Fast forward to 10.40, and the copper was still in the toilet

 He sat in there for over an hour, puking his heart out, non stop!  His colleague had called their ‘Special Constable’ friends who came over to see what was going on with him.  We peered in the men’s loos to see if he was ok.  He was in the typical drunk pose  (arms wrapped round the base of the loo and head leaning on the toilet seat, his legs seemed to have left him and were sprawled just outside the cubicle)  When they saw him they decided his sergeant needed to know.  So 5 minutes later Sarg arrived with his mate in his Police car.  So then we had 1 officer in the toilet, and 5 coppers in the staffroom drinking tea.  They all left at 11.15 with a plentiful supply of sick bags and the nee naw going off, much to the pleasure of our kids. Lets hope to god there were no ‘real’ emergencies this morning

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