It started with a conversation with a friend about condoms and we both felt there was much room for improvement. The 'One size Fits All' attitude is redickulous, leaving some guys either feeling like a Pencil Dick or that they're packing a Donkey Dick in their pants. Mr Average can take a deep breath at this point, your love muscle is 'normal'.
Anyhoo, we both turned to google to see what we could find. And well we found some interesting stuff, along with some well, inappropriate stuff.
So, we found a condom you can spray on, yes thats right, a spray on..well you get the point. The creators say this condom will fit every type of trouser snake going...bendy, thick, thin and it will stay put until you take it off.
How does it work i hear you asking? Well this is what it looks like. Purty huh? It's a cannister. You insert said schlong in there, give it a squirt, and in a few seconds your covered, dry and ready to go exploring.
The German doctor poses with his creation to demonstrate the virsatility of the spray on condom using different sized nobs. The man is a genious.
Mr Vinzenz is actually looking for testers! If your interested, please sign up here and report back to this blog with your findings. I should say that it would probably help if you lived in Germany.
So there we have it, the spray on condom for men.......but wait!
The ladies out there may be feeling a little left out, but never fear, i have found us an equivalent! This time the clever Chinese have come up with an answer, the Ladies Liquid Condom. The applicator looks, err intersting. Unfortunately we do not have the luxury of purty cannisters to match our shoes.
So this is how it works, its basically an antiseptic foam that forms a physical membrane inside your mooey. It's alleged to 'protect against pregnancy and STD's whilst providing a lubricated effect'. And voila! I have no idea how you're meant to remove the antiseptic sack, i dont think i really wanna know.
And before you ask, i dont know if thats a man or woman either.