Or infact on my bike. I bought me a bike today!! Being an utter short ass, i had to buy a bike with a teeny weeny frame and wheels. The last time i rode a bike was about 20 years ago (fucking hell i sound old ).

So after buying my lovely new bicycle, i thought i'd better test it out before riding home on it. So i went to the giant Lidl's car park near Halfords and rode round in circles like an utter twat, until i felt like id got my balance back  Was so much fun riding home!!

Forgive me father, for i have not sinned. It has been 2 months since my last good seeing to. Help...