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by EnamelSlide @ 21/04/08 - 22:49:48

Or infact on my bike. I bought me a bike today!! Being an utter short ass, i had to buy a bike with a teeny weeny frame and wheels. The last time i rode a bike was about 20 years ago (fucking hell i sound old ).

Ooo shiny new bike

So after buying my lovely new bicycle, i thought i'd better test it out before riding home on it. So i went to the giant Lidl's car park near Halfords and rode round in circles like an utter twat, until i felt like id got my balance back  Was so much fun riding home!!

In other less exciting news...

Forgive me father, for i have not sinned. It has been 2 months since my last good seeing to. Help...

Im Horny, horny horny horny...

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 22:53

Oh god!! 2 months!! So did it come with stabilisers that you had to remove first?? If you're that short that is? ;)

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-21 @ 22:56

Yup 2 months *grits her teeth*

If it had come with stabilisers, i would have used them :P I have no shame :))

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 23:01

LOL @ you having no shame! Admitting its been 2 months!!!!!

Mine's been a wee while too! I realised recently that I should be more careful whom I do it with. I usually found the local psycho!

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-21 @ 23:05

See this is when i wish i were more of a slut. I just cant do the vandango with a stranger, theres got to be some kinda relationship there, silly eh?

And as far as psychos are concerned, i only attract that variety. I just dont like dull men me thinx :P

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 23:11

So would it be strange for me to invite you round to see my knife collection? ;)

Actually I think it's great that you prefer relationship sex! I can't deny it - that's why mine was last June!!! Yes I admit it - it feels like 9 decades ago but I am resisting!

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 23:12

Oh God Kev you may have just lied there! Ok ignore me ;)

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-21 @ 23:16

Depends what kinda knifes they are :P What was 9 months ago? The relationship sex or just 'sex'. Now be honest ;D

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 23:17

Haha *zzzzzzip* - consider it all repressed! ;)

And all since!

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-21 @ 23:21

Ah repression tends to have the annoying habbit of turning round and biting you on zee ass.

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MagicalMysteryTourMagicalMysteryTour pro
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2008-04-21 @ 23:23

Well if we were in a relationship I'd let it all out!! So I guess it isn't repressed for good ;)

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BatsmanBatsman [Member]
2008-04-21 @ 22:54

Haha I don't know why but the Lidl car park really made me laugh, also oddly enough, my local halfords has a giant Lidl car park within about a 100 yards of it, perhaps an odd trend is developing!
As for 2 months, wow 2months? Wow well my advice would be go back to university, thats the only reason I'm still there!
Take care,
Chris x

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-21 @ 22:58

I think Lidl just added to the overall classy experience :))

And i have been thinking of going back to university now you come to mention it :P Just spent a few days in Cardiff, and it was dripping in manhood :))

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kaimi0achavakaimi0achava [Member]
2008-04-22 @ 22:37

Is that picture of you on your bike? Wot no 'elmet? :))

You say 2 months like it's a long time! *LOL*

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-22 @ 22:41

Thats how i see myself in my head, reality is alot uglier :))

And 2 months is a long time when you've just come out of a relationship and are used to getting it regular like :P Once i hit the 6 month mark, ill forget that i even like 'it' and things can resume as normal hehe

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kaimi0achavakaimi0achava [Member]
2008-04-22 @ 23:07

I am sure that is not true, :no:

You get used to it or should I say used to NOT (having) it :yes:

The blog owner changed this comment on 2008-04-23 07:27

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EnamelSlideEnamelSlide pro
2008-04-23 @ 07:28

I'll survive *wails* :P

Also edited ure comment so the smilie appeared, it was annoying me :))

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phoenix2kphoenix2k [Member]
2008-05-29 @ 15:29

no seeing to!? Shocking! Spose Im neither use nor ornament to u though! Ill wait for your next entry! Hope u are well! :D xx

mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-06-07 @ 23:31

No seeing too - I assume you mean sex in two months. I can top that.Perhaps we should both get off line and go out on Saturday night.

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